no you don’t fucking understand
my mother makes fun of me every single fucking day because i never learned how to pronounce “infirmary”, “invalid”, “mischievous”, “naivety”, “tousled”, or “macabre”
IT’S LITERALLY THE WORST THING BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS YOU’RE AN IDIOT BUT NOBODY USES THE DAMN WORDS AROUND YOU SO YOU NEVER KNOW HOW THEY’RE SAID
^ THIS JUST ABOUT SUMS UP MY WHOLE LIFE
I pronounced “apprentice” as “ap-REE-shee-ant” for like half my life.
is nobody gonna mention “chaos” OR SHOULD I SAY “CHA O’s”
fucking lapels man or mAYBE “LAY-PELS”
It’s always been nostalgia. I thought it was nust-ol-gee-a, rather than nust-ol-ja
I always thought I was the only one… I’M NOT ALOOONE!!!!!!!!!! Thankthegods!
you’re never alone here pal
omigoD YES AND THEN WHILE I WAS READING FCUKING DELIRIUM I WOULD SAY “IN-VA-LID” AND MY MOM WAS LIKE “IN VAH LID” AND I WAS LIKE y8gwHID
I ONLY JUST GOT TOLD THAT WAN WAS PRONOUNCED WOHN AND IT WAS EMBARRASSING BECAUSE I’VE BEEN PRONOUNCING IT WAN FOR YEARS
have you ever loved a character so much that you can’t even really explain why you love them as much as you do or when you started feeling that way it just sort of happened and that’s how it’s going to be forever and ever
reading a foreign language you're trying to learn: lol this is easy I understand so much of this
trying to construct sentences in that language: wtf am I doing jesus take the wheel where is wiktionary
me about to talk in public: *rehearses what im going to say 50 times in my brain*
me: today how you are
have you ever just stared at the posts of someone you follow and whisper “i just want to be your friend” then with a single tear hopelessly like/reblog all their posts
DON’T TRY TO CORRECT ME YOU ILLITERATE MACHINE.